[Hello. Spike here. May I speak to Allendale?] Yes, my darlin. I am right here. Always right here, next to you, in your orbit, in your aura, ready to serve. What may I do for you today?

[Al, some people think you're phony, a hoax. Any comment about that?] Yes, I am as real as you are. I am as real as real can be. I am the entity that organizes the real world fight against the cabal, and I am on, in, and around your beautiful planet until the job is done. We are getting close, we are making progress. Keep the faith. Look inward for the truth. You’ll find it there. Allendale out.