We take you to our reporter live on the scene in Podunk, Tennessee, where local resident Jeb McCoy has made an amazing discovery.
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Galactic Free Press: So Jeb, our report says you found God here in Podunk, could you share with us how that happened?
Jeb: Well, I was just walking along minding my own business, when all of a sudden I noticed God just sitting there.
GFP: Sitting where?
Jeb: Everywhere! God was smiling at me from every atom in Creation. It was the darndest thing... IS the darndest thing.
GFP: Wait, are you saying God is here now?
Jeb: That's exactly what I'm saying.
GFP: Could you point to where God is?
Jeb: (flails arms wildly while attempting to point everywhere at once)
GFP: Don't hurt yourself. We were told the local minister says you're full of beans, and that God controls everything from heaven.
Jeb: That's what he says, but he acts like he's in control of God. As if people are only supposed to find God in a church and on Sundays. I reckon that has a lot to do with why so many people feel so separate from God most of the time and haven't noticed that God is indeed Everywhere Present.
GFP: The local minister also accused you of being arrogant, and thinking you're better than everybody else.
Jeb: I see God in every Human Being, how could I possibly think I'm better than anybody else?
GFP: Good point, has God told you anything.
Jeb: Listen.
GFP: God told you to listen?
Jeb: I'm telling you to listen.
(silence)
Jeb: Do you hear that?
GFP: Hear what?
Jeb: That's how God speaks, you don't just listen with your physical ears, or to the thoughts in your mind. You listen to God by being present within yourself, by drinking in all the physical senses, and being conscious with all that you Feel. God speaking to you is like your breath, in most of Humanity, it happens almost entirely unconsciously. It's subtle, but it's there. If people could abandon everything they believe about God, they'd have a better starting point.
GFP: And the just listen?
Jeb: Listen, listen carefully. You're in the middle of a multi-dimensional experience of Reality. If you can keep your focus Here, you don't need to figure out Reality because you're Living It. It's not something you need to figure out, it's much bigger than what your mind can understand. You pay attention to what's happening Now, and you don't just listen with your head, you listen with your whole Being.
GFP: Thank you Jeb.
Jeb: Thanks for coming, I love the Galactic Free Press! Yee Haw!
YEEEHAAWWWW...
AND SO IT IS!
Yippy Skippy!!!
Yippy Skippy!!!
That's the beautiful part of
That's the beautiful part of awakening! God is everywhere. God is everything in manifestiation! We are God! We are One! Woo hoo, how great Thou art:)
Hahahaha!
Wiping tears, LOL! Good one.
(flails arms wildly while attempting to point everywhere at once)
LOL
the yeee haw was the best part...