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~The Score was Tied Between Love and ignorance~ Love is Up to BAT~
It's the bottom of the ninth, bases are loaded, score's tied between Love and ignorance, and Love steps up to bat. Ignorance looks around the field, the bases are loaded. Ignorance throws a ball and Love just stands there. The umpire says ball one. After 3 more balls, since ignorance can't find the plate and the bases were loaded, it's now 3-2. Love is Everywhere Present, so Love steps up to the bat again. Ignorance says, "Ah... Love has two outs, we'll just take Love down now". Of course ignorance is getting a little excited because Love has already won the game. First one is low outside, ball one says the umpire. The catcher says, "Hey come on guys, the bases are loaded".
The ignorant pitcher throws another one straight across the crack of the bat, and the ball flies. What do they call that? Grand slam out of the park. Let me see, bases are loaded, 4 runs, love wins the game 7-2. And the hummer outside the ballpark has a smashed windshield.
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