Scandal At The IMF: Senior Economist Resigns, Says "Ashamed To Have Had Any Association With Fund At All"

Just a few hours ago, I received an email from the IMF with attached PDF document saying "Urgent".  Seems I am (laugh) the beneficiary of $2 Million dollars!  This is what the email said:  (also, check out the mistakes.  Those were their mistakes, not mine.)

International Monetary Fund

OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR GENERAL, INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND

IMF Headquarters: 7001 19th St.

N.W. Washington D.C., 20413

United States of America

Tel/Fax +1 508 827-2389

                                              INTERNAL MEMO

Our Ref:IMF/USA/CNLO//05/2012                                                             July 20, 2012

ATTN:  Fund Beneficiary,

From the Desk of Donald Harnischfeger,

IMF Regional Department Director

Payment Value: $2,000,000.00 Dollars

Authorized Payment Bank: Clydesdale Bank Plc London

Transaction Reference Code: IMFRB/SNT/004/CB

Payment Approval Date: 20/07/2012                                    URGENT

Dear Beneficiary:

My name is Mr. Donald Harnischfeger I am the newly appointed Regional Department Director, I assumed responsibility as Regional Department Director on 12th October, 2011 at IMF Corporate Head Office in London.  This body was set up to discover an outstanding unpaid Individuals fund being owned to Governments and banks all over the globe

However, acting in my capacity as the newly appointed Regional Department Director it is my duty to check through the statutory disk of every payment pending during the last quarter of the year, we discovered with dismay that your payment has been unnecessarily delayed by corrupt officials of the Bank who are trying to devert your funds into their private accounts

Therefore, after vetting and verification about the source and origin of your funds, the chairman of the broad as approved and signed cheque of US$2Million (Two Million Dollars Only) as part payment of your long overdue fund in your name and the original copy of the cashier cheque has been submitted to Clydesdale Bank Plc London to effect the transfer of your approved funds to your account, I have granted approval for the release of the $2,000,000.00 Dollars in your favor, I have instructed the Clydesdale Bank Plc London to effect the transfer of your approved fund of USD$2Million to you immediately

We therefore advice you to contact only Mrs. Rosemary Patcher the Credit/Control Manager Clydesdale Bank Plc London on telephone +44-792-451-7842 Fax: +44-700-390-0449

Email: imfmonetary05@gmail.com and quote your reference number {IMFRB/SNT/004/CB} to arrange on the mode of collection of your payment

We advise you to desist from all Governmental and Non-Governmental prostates, NGO's, Finance Companies, Banks, Security Companies, and Courier companies which have been in contact with you of late have been instructed to back up from your transaction and you have been advised NOT to respond to them anymore since the IMF is now directly in charge of your payment

Call Mrs. Rosemary Patcher immediately you receive this letter

We congratulate you for helping us serve you better--

Best Regards,

Mr. Donald Harnischfeger

Regional Department Director International Monetary Fund

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