On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets: An Empirical Study

[..."certain frequencies are in fact greatly amplified. These amplified frequencies coincide with radio bands reserved for government use according to the Federal Communication Commission (FCC). Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government's invasive abilities. We speculate that the government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason.]

Or is this perhaps COINTELPRO?! LOL.  It's all so confusing.  I think I'll just go with SaranWrap! ;-)