How to Channel (a parody)

Very well done.  I think channelling can very dangerous - a little knowledge like a little truth is a dangerous thing!  I am reading a good book at the moment called Beyond ideas and forms - the Real You and it likened much channelling to dialling a phone line without having the right number so you  are never entirely sure who is on the other end of the line!  Firstly maybe some of us do contact real guides etc.  I think I did but it soon got distorted and contaminated and I think some archon beings in the astral got hold of the line and they wreaked havoc in my life.  They actually led me into a trap to a gang of criminals but they spun me this spiritual stuff that it was my time of abundance self empowerment and miracles!  I almost don;t channel much now from time to time only - nor do I read channels so avidly as before, I think all have distortions, especially those in trance state.  Yes, some great stuff has come through channels, I think the best I have read are Law of One and Cosmic Awareness - at least some 70 80 % is very good stuff but there is certainly static on the line and interference from channellers subconscious and maybe psi ops lower astral deceiving angels - how they love to play god they live to deceive us.  We are a in a snake pit down here it is hard to get a pure line to the Divine but we can but try - safest thing is prayer and surrender directly to Christ and Source - go deep into ones own Heart and Soul there alone truth resides.  Maybe not always what our egos want to hear or maybe not always will it pan out in this world as guided but essentially we can always commune and be one with who we are at the highest level if we are humble and sincere and clear as we can be.  We do need healing however that is profound to clear the heart of its karmic woundings and traumas and distortions.  Hence I recommend Implant removal and good healers like Crystal Andasola, and herbal crystal and blessed water back up!

  :Love,

       Al 

I really liked reading this.

Too many promises that never seem to be fruitful and rehashing of vague messages rewording over and again...

If I wanted to listen to politicians, I would damn it!

Love Light And Self Discovery
-Zac Keith

ALWAYS reconized most channelers as actors, pretenders and scammers! Sahlute! :-)

As I began reading this, I became more and more furious about it until I got to the sentence at the bottom being a satire.   That calmed me down a bit.  I am in full agreement that there are many fake channelers out there and I have noticed and can spot them over the last 2 years of reading them.  What they say, never comes to pass and you waste your time reading them unless you really know who they are.  Long ago, I started automatic writing and a year ago I began channeling.  At first I didn't realize what was going on with me with this sudden knowledge that was coming out of my brain and mouth that I hadn't been taught in this lifetime.  Then after a while I calmed down and realized it was what was called channeling.  I didn't know exactly whom I was channeling, but I knew I was.  I presume it is my higher self that I channel when it occurs.  I don't push or post channelings because I don't believe in playing with peoples emotions and lives in general this way.  A person whom is very vulnerable will believe anything anyone tells them if it makes them feel better.  This is control and abuse.  It is wrong.  Thank you for exposing fake channelers.

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