BREAKING NEWS! God Discovered Everywhere Present!
We take you to our reporter live on the scene in Podunk, Tennessee, where local resident Jeb McCoy has made an amazing discovery.
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Galactic Free Press: So Jeb, our report says you found God here in Podunk, could you share with us how that happened?
Jeb: Well, I was just walking along minding my own business, when all of a sudden I noticed God just sitting there.
GFP: Sitting where?
Jeb: Everywhere! God was smiling at me from every atom in Creation. It was the darndest thing... IS the darndest thing.
GFP: Wait, are you saying God is here now?
Jeb: That's exactly what I'm saying.