~SHELDAN NIDLES UPDATE~YOU ARE NOW ENTERING A TIME OF JOY, THAT WAS INTENDED
Selamat Balik! We come before you with much to talk about. At present our Earth allies are deep in discussions with the last dark cabal regarding its formal abdication. This single act sets the stage for the official induction of a series of transitional governments. These governments' first order of business is to rescind any ongoing states of national emergency and to cancel any remaining national debt. In addition, personal debt in the form of credit cards, mortgages, and bank loans is to be forgiven. Income taxes are to end, with refunds going to that nation's taxpayers. Peace is to be declared and all wars terminated. A series of special agreements concerning these matters is to be signed by all nations. Further, a new hard currency system backed by gold and silver will be instituted, and this will dovetail with the abundance deliveries to all recipients. These acts are to alter your world forever! Once the governments honoring the makeover of your new banking and financial system are installed, and once the world's massive wealth is redistributed, a new epoch dawns for your planet.