~SHELDAN NIDLES UPDATE~ ITS NOW ALL IN THE EARTH ALLIES [ US] FAVOR~
Selamat Balik! We return to continue our discussion with you as the world you live in completes another of its Gregorian-calendar years. We come at this time with much news and to proclaim the manifestation of a new reality! The old ways that have controlled your world for the past eight millennia have run their course; the trite reiterations of your authority figures fail to convince; and the economic, governmental, and social underpinnings of your reality are falling apart. The depth and extent of this systems failure is global in scope, and it is apparent that widespread panic is indeed setting in, spreading from one continent to another. Presently, a fake digital bastion disguises the breakdown that lies behind it, but this deception cannot last much longer. What is being perpetrated is a series of monumental misrepresentations which are shortly to collapse in on themselves. Everywhere the need for change grows with each passing day. Our Earth allies have begun to listen intently to what we have to say on these matters, and we are encouraging them to act and to act now!